March 2012
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
Watchdamnthatswhatshesaid:
HOW TO SNEEZE CUTELY
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: OI CUNT MOVE
Philippines: tang ina tabi! bwiset!
Obscure questions. Fuck it.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest? hazelish ish usually or tanned guys with lighter eyes or brown eyes
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? milk choc mocha
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? a plane
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? big town, yeah i did. miss it.
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite) my Lolo
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? something with chocolate and coffee
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years? lol beginning of year 5
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years? ^
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? year 7.
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why? pirates....Peter Pan!
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground? i dont know how much twenty feet is but i think i have somewhere overseas. like a palm/coconut tree
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set? yessss
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? a turtle or a sloth but i dont really like animals
14: What's your most favorite part of your body? my hair
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality? hm...my attempt at good-will if that makes sense
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares? who cares, not me.
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? no
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk? i dont like sport
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life? Lasagne at Sorell Fruit Farm, Tasmania / Disneyworld Churros, Orlando Florida / filo food
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? margarine m'am
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?) lol whole or skim
22: Which continents have you been on? australia, asia, north america
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories? not really. I threw up in my hands once on a plane lol
24: Backpacks or satchels? BACKPACKS. Who remembers those pepsi cool side bags lol
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants? only for a themed dress up event/party
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up? TOO MANY
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? neither. i dont like them
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? Manhattan
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on? Sydney-Miami (via Taipei and LA...32 hours)
30: The latest you've ever slept? latest? I've all-nightered.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? for free yaaa
32: Do you pick at scabs? sometimes
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto? i dunno
34: How far can you throw a baseball? idk
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move? Difficult...America or Philippines or England
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it? not ethiopian but all the rest yes. I love all the rest. mmmm
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why? public uni. mix it uppppp
38: A relationship with love or one with sex? love but we can be naughty too
39: Do you eat enough vegetables? love vegetables
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers? LOVE BOTH.
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public? why not
42: Do you swear in front of your parents? no....very rarely
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween? nothing
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what? nao
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids? yeah
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should. Well I do. So there.
47: City or nature person? hahahaha CITY PERSON 100%
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?) paint and markers and glitter
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy? I can
Watch
After getting wisdom teeth removed…
our phonecall when my fire alarm randomly went off and i was coughing heaps, you thought i was dying….”nic?” hahaha
these are fun, soz tat
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? yeah in a friend way, o'course
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? yes.
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? today
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? always do
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? nope
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? nope
7. What exactly are you wearing right now? jeans, khaki top
8. How often do you listen to music? usually everyday
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? jeans
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012? who knows
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? i can be both, i'm weird like that
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? nope
13. What about ‘R’? yes
14. Can you drive a stick shift? no
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? no, unless it was someone i care about
16. Are you going out of town soon? soon
17. When was the last time you cried?..last week
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? yeah
19. If you could change your eye color, would you? i would like to, but no
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? no
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. lack of sleep
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? sometimes
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? no
24. What are you sitting on right now? ma bed
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? sometimes
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? ..yes
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? um poppy
28. Do you get a lot of colds? not really
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? uhhhh no idea
30. Does anyone hate you? hope not
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? nope!
32. Do you like watching scary movies? love 'em
33. Do you want your tongue pierced? nope
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? from feb to end of 2009
35. Did you have a dream last night? yeah
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? today
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? 20....don't think i will be
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? i have no fucking idea
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? lol who would want to
40. Did you have a good day yesterday? yeah
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? nope
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? yeah
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? yes
44. What’s the best part about school? having the privilege to see my friends 5 days a week
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? yea
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? sometimes
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? mmhm
48. Were you single over the last summer? yes
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? not even close
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? probably starting my english...lol
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? nao
52. Are you nice to everyone? i try to be
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? yes.
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? yes
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? yes
56. Do you think you like someone? eh no
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? yes
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? both
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? mmhm
60. Do you hate anyone? no
61. How’s your heart? my heart's doing okay i guess
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? yea
63. Have you ever cried over a guy? ugh yeah
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? i don't know lol no one
65. Are your toenails painted pink? a really dark pink
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? hah
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? lol no?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? yes haha
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? Aunty Cherry
70. How do you look right now? tired
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? yesss
72. Can you commit to one person? um i dunno
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? yeah
74. Have you ever felt replaced? yeah
75. Did you wake up cranky? yeah
76. Are you a jealous person? not really
77. Are relationships ever worth it? at the time, usually yes
78. Anyone you’re giving up on? no
79. Currently wanting to see anyone? yah
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? work.
81. Last person you cried in front of? nicole
82. Is there someone you will never forget? yeah
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? i don't have any feelings for anyone right now
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? chillingggg, lafing
85. Are you over your past? almost not really, i try
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? yes
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? yes: )
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? depends what the situation is....hypothetically speaking i probably would
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? no, fuck off
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? yes
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? i don't know probably not
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? yes
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? nope
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? nope.
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? it's march now. i like no one.
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? yeah she's gorgeous
97. Who do you have texts from? friends, family
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? uhhh say good for them
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? yes
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you? no one
101. Ever kissed under fireworks? nope
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies? yep
