May 2012
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“oh god i hope he didn’t rape them”
– things that come to mind when i see someone i like photographed by terry richardson (via hante)
dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
me: dad they barely even leave their room
gr4cie:
life would be perfect if i had a thigh gap
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
Watchoneband-1dream-1d:
What Makes You Beautiful- Napolean Dynamite
Dying. OMG
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
expiry:
roasting marshmallows over an open laptop charger
annoying hipster twat: reblog my photo? /post/14935678
me: oh no wont you look at that i've hit the post limit
